Stirby? Qué?

Stirby. You must should wonder.

What does it mean?
What does it mean?


(I could’ve very well quoted Shakespeare here, but went with Jack Skellington instead, mostly because we have the same waist size.)

So. Let’s answer that, shall we.
As the more attentive readers among you (are there any other?) will have noticed, my breathtaking little title-JPG clues you in; ‘disturbingly sturby’ illustrates Stirby having something to do with those two words.

1. Sturby: according to the Urban Dictionary, sturby means; ‘an exceptionally or unusually good looking guy’ and, less generally accepted, also would be an abbreviated form of the word masturbation (please note that the author of that last definition misspelled that word as masterbation, which doesn’t exactly make him the new Samuel Johnson ->)
2. Disturbingly: you’re not seriously expecting me to explain the word disturbingly, are you?

Now, however narcissistic, I am not talking about myself as a disturbingly handsome guy (for now). I am talking about the pretty boys I’ll be posting now and then. (What? OMG! No!)
Pretty boys, as in, handsome guys, as in, hunks, as in, yummy.
(You did realize I was gay, right? The pink? The cute little ghost? The female/gay/transgender icons? Well, run/gather while you can sweeties.)
So, Stirby can be understood as disturbing, as sturby, as a combination of both, or as me being usually disturbed and the mancandy being sturby. (Still with me?)
Additionally, Stirby will cause emotional agitation and excitement, will mostly consist of disorderly outbursts, and is planning to really stir things up.

*Insert devilish laughter*

°Edit: Oh, right, I can do that.